I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I actually got sunburnt. English weather has turned me into such a white girl it makes me sick. 

Anonymous asked: make a list of every boy hannar has ever liked. what do they have in common? they are all pudgy defective dwarfs. just cos it's a thumpy witless ogre this time instead of a dwarf doesn't mean we can all just pretend like it's a real human or something. look we'll tell you if she lucks into quality. JESS FOR EXAMPLE oh man what a babe. nobody draws a penis like she does. ♥♥♥

Not gonna lie, some of Hannah’s choice in people have been somewhat questionable, but Ed is a very pretty young man, and seeing as he’s actually really smart I don’t think anyone can really describe him as witless. And I would say Jess’ drawings of vaginas are significantly better than her penis drawings, but clearly you know better.  

Anonymous asked: was the ginger monkey boy not good enough fr your baby han?xxxxxxx

That is irrelevant. I was just making the point that Ed is fairly pretty and those attempts to say otherwise are clearly deluded.  

Whoever finished my Coco Pops is seriously going to burn in hell. This is the downside of having people round pretty much every night. 

Anonymous asked: Noga that picture is horrible. It makes me want to gnaw my eyes out... you know?

As in the one I posted or the one Han posted of me? If it’s the one Han posted of me I completely agree, I spent many hours begging her to delete it forever but she won’t listen :( 

My cat brought in a massive rat and there’s no one around so I had to drag it out on a shopping trolly and chuck in the street. I am no terrified he will bring it back, if he does I will kill myself.